My New List of Never's

We all have these. Huge lists of 'I will never...' I have to say that my list has changed significantly over the years and I think it's hilarious to remember what I used to say I would never do.
I used to say I would never:
-Let my kids go out of the house without their hair done (now it happens more than I like to admit.)
-Dress my kids in Lee jeans (this one is funny because I said that when I was like 12, now sometimes I buy clothes at Wal-Mart..gasp.)
-Marry and ARMY man (funny because I happen to love mine.)
-Use coupons (I can't even believe I used to say this, now it's my favorite thing EVER.)

This cracks me up, I was so lame. I still am, but hopefully my ideas are changing.

My new list of "never's" is:
-I never want another penny of debt ever.
-I never want two car payments ever again.
-I never want to be divorced.
-I never want to be a widow.
-I never want to be pregnant again (this may change..)
-I never want to lose touch with reality
-I never want to take my wonderful husband for granted again.

I wonder what will change with this list over the next few years.